Here are some facts about me.

I’ve been an integrated agency writer and occasional ACD for over a decade, working in nearly every category and channel. I like smart ideas and good writing. I invented the autocatalytic process for nickel plating. I’m an enthusiastic home cook and a fun-loving Libra. Carly Simon’s “You’re so Vain” was written about me, not Warren Beatty.

While some of these claims are lies, the ones about work are not. Let’s talk.